Israel is acting like Israel
Last night I dreamt that I read this...
"Comedy Central wants to win ISREAL vs GAZA style!"
"Bringing back Dave Chapelle right before AND after
the Daily Show only on Monday Nights with John Stewart"
and then I died in the dream from laughing.
Laughing so hard and dying in the dream made me wake up.
then I cried after I realized it was only my dream.
anyone can say this doesn't have anything to do with that
right now
Israel is acting like Israel.
Ring....Ring,
Israel: "Hello, This is Israel"
INSERT NAME OF ANY COUNTRY HERE: "Hello Israel...this is INSERT NAME OF ANY COUNTRY HERE calling about Gaza."
Israel: "Ok. What?"
INSERT NAME OF COUNTRY HERE: "What we want is for Israel to act how we want
the world to THINK that we would act if we were in a situation like Gaza"
Israel: "Israel is acting like Israel. Israel is acting exactly the way Israel thinks that YOU would act if you were Israel.
You want Israel to act how you want the world to THINK you would act in our situation because you are not "chosen' people."
Click...zzzzzz
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