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ARPP

 Question for Elon Musk.  I am almost 100% sure that someone has already asked you this so if I am way down the list still put my name down. How do I get 25 of the sexiest Tesla Bots up front with 0 down.  I would offer money but with this business plan that I am near sure that you have already seen before, I can make that money for the bots in a short turn around.    "Short Turn around" is actually one of the names of the uuhhh...products? from the business plan.   Ok so,,,No surprise to you...I am talking about a video subscription channel that feature only autonomous robot porn. I'm pretty sure that you have already been asked, so if you are not interested, would you happen to  know another vendor that would maybe make a deal?

Israel is acting like Israel

Last night I dreamt that I read this...   "Comedy Central wants to win ISREAL vs GAZA style!"  "Bringing back Dave Chapelle right before AND after  the Daily Show only on Monday Nights with John Stewart"  and then I died in the dream from laughing. Laughing so hard and dying in the dream made me wake up. then I cried after I realized it was only my dream.  anyone can say this doesn't have anything to do with that  right now   Israel is acting like Israel.   Ring....Ring, Israel: "Hello, This is Israel"   INSERT NAME OF ANY COUNTRY HERE: "Hello Israel...this is INSERT NAME OF ANY COUNTRY HERE calling about Gaza."   Israel: "Ok. What?"   INSERT NAME OF COUNTRY HERE: "What we want is for Israel to act how we want the world to THINK that we would act if we were in a situation like Gaza"   Israel: "Israel is acting like Israel. Israel is acting exactly the way Israel thinks that YOU would a...

T101

I have to sympathize with the original terminator robot a little bit. I say this because I know the real reason why he failed because I think we all know that he should have won. I mean...watch him. He is just grinding in the days work. Nothing can stop him chasing another monkey only this time, he has to time travel to continue the chase. Oh well, all T101 knows is that if he fails, he will die and also that he has been specially equiped and programmed to chase this monkey through time. That means, he has finally gotten the upgrade for speech and sex and all of these great things that the robots were doing back in the future where he left behind. I thihk he finds that it's kind of funny to learn to use the speech implant. It seems like T101 knows that he will kill a bunch more monkeis but he is pissed because he couldn't bring his custom lazer rifle or his bad ass battle craft. He didn't know if he would ever see them again. I think T101 is kind of upset because...